I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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