windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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