my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize