Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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