their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
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I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
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looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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