she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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