Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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