i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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