STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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