ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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