I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
third nipple confirmed
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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