I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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