Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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