I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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