He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
