is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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