Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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