i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..