it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i want to fuck
it's pretty self explanatory
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.