is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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