S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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