i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Sorry about my life...
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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