My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
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Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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