Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.