I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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