Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.