3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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