I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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