I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
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I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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