I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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