So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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