Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
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Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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