There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
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