The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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