its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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