My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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