I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
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I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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