Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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