I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
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Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
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Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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