there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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