hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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