I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
Randomize
