Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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