I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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