Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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