I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize
