at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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