I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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