Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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