i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
