drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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