if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
My vagina just recognized that song.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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