week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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