windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
There r osticjed everywhere
i drank out of a bidet.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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