God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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